“ Enjoy the weather. Meet some girls. Get out of my office, NOW! ”

“ Getting an audience to hate a corporation is like shooting really slow fat fish in a really small, well lit barrel that you’re standing over with a laser scoped machine gun. ”

"Raised $2MM today boys"

NYTimes Excerpt

God, Republicans are saps. They think that they’re running against some academic liberal who wouldn’t wear flag pins on his lapel, whose wife isn’t proud of America and who went to some liberationist church where the pastor damned his own country. They think they’re running against some naïve university-town dreamer, the second coming of Adlai Stevenson.

But as recent weeks have made clear, Barack Obama is the most split-personality politician in the country today. On the one hand, there is Dr. Barack, the high-minded, Niebuhr-quoting speechifier who spent this past winter thrilling the Scarlett Johansson set and feeling the fierce urgency of now. But then on the other side, there’s Fast Eddie Obama, the promise-breaking, tough-minded Chicago pol who’d throw you under the truck for votes.

This guy is the whole Chicago package: an idealistic, lakefront liberal fronting a sharp-elbowed machine operator. He’s the only politician of our lifetime who is underestimated because he’s too intelligent. He speaks so calmly and polysyllabically that people fail to appreciate the Machiavellian ambition inside.

Really? How do they do that? I’m reading an article about private equity yes, but how does the CPU know I’m black?

Really? How do they do that? I’m reading an article about private equity yes, but how does the CPU know I’m black?

The New Office Setup

The New Office Setup

Woah

Woah

The office building

The office building

My first financial valuation

My first financial valuation

Bread Bowl and the Journal

Bread Bowl and the Journal

A brighter morning

A brighter morning

The morning walk to work

The morning walk to work

A very green morning.

A very green morning.

Is that a mouse???

Is that a mouse???